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You know you're in childcare when...

You know you're in childcare when...

by: Annette - 04-09-09 15:57

I came across this on the internet and thought it'd amuse many of you on the forums - I'm sure there are loads more points to add!! 

You know you're in childcare when:

You realise that the 7 1/2 hour days you were promised at the beginning of your job have now extended into 10 hours + overtime

You now have a list of names you would never name your own children because of certain children at your nursery and firmly believe that all children called ‘Olivia’ act that way

The word OFSTED sends a blind panic through you

The life story of every child and their family is etched into your memory and you can also recognise them each individually by the back of their head

If you don't come home with paint/glue/some form of messy play in your hair then it has been a very successful day

You know all the latest children’s TV shows and could probably reel off the CBeebies schedule upon request

Your friends don't seem to understand the extent of your tired/not wanting to go out til 2am in the morning-ness, after all, ‘you don't really work, you just play all day’
-- You also never go out on a weeknight because a hangover + kids is just never going to work out!

You are programmed to say things like sugar, fudge and balloons rather than swearing. You have also edited your vocab to include things the children say eg ‘elemafunt’ instead of elephant and ‘rhinoroserous’ instead of rhinocerous

Everyone thinks you have the easiest job in the world, but do you see them becoming mums of 15 babies?!
 
You now eat six meals a day - breakfast at home, breakfast at nursery, lunch with the kids, lunch on your break, dinner at nursery, dinner at home. Plus snacks at 10, 2 and 5!


You can recite ‘We're going on a bear hunt... we're going to catch a big one…we're not scared...’ without even a glance at the book.

You flinch when someone says 'naughty' but then you realise that in the real world it isn’t a FORBIDDEN word!!

When your trousers all have holes in the knees from crawling about on the floor all day

When you have the biggest pile of drawings that you just can't bring yourself to put in the bin

You find yourself waving at kids that you know in town on a Saturday more than you do adults

Breaking up fights between Spiderman, Superwoman, a post woman and a fairy are normal everyday occurrences.

RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 04-09-09 16:45

by: Maestro

Hahaha very good!

RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 04-09-09 21:05

by: Tish501

it's friday pm  we are all weary...but that used up my last ounce of energy by me  laughing !! well done Annette

RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 05-09-09 17:54

by: Margos

Hi Annette,

Yes, I saw this too. You also know you are in childcare when:

A baby smiles up at you.

A little one taking her first steps grips your fingers for all she is worth.

A doddering toddler clings to your knees to balance.

You give all your love away each day yet still seem to have plenty more in the morning.

You know that you have made a difference.

A parent thanks you sincerely for your work.

A grown child remembers you with affection and still wants to stop you in the street for a chat.

...

Margaret Simms is Head of Consultancy at ProCEEd - the Early Years Consultancy

 

mickey
RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 08-09-09 00:20

by: mickey

you know your in childcare when...

(a) You think you run your room, And the person in charge ain t got a clue

(B) When your watching the clock, ready to go home

(c) When your glad its a bank holiday

RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 08-09-09 16:37

by: kaz (the first one!)

You know you are in childcare when...

You've had 8 weeks off and can't wait to get back those lovely smiling little faces.

Parent's ring you half way through the holidays to ask if you are open yet because the little ones (and big one's!) miss you so much!

A new child comes up and gives you a cuddle at the end of their first session....

 Just some of my experiences this week!

RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 09-09-09 12:09

by: newsetting

Mickey, just a hunch.....but maybe these opinions are the reason you dont have a job in childcare? Just a feeling...

RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 09-09-09 19:34

by: Cham Chick

Lol, I was thinking the same thing as newsetting!

RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 09-09-09 20:52

by: Tish501

I thought it ....scared to say it.....

RE: You know you're in childcare when... - 09-09-09 21:38

by: kaz (the first one!)

I thought it and tried to counter-act it!

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